Returner**

This movie was real cool in places because it takes the Terminator and Matrix and returns them to Japan where I guess they came from. Then this girl comes and the Returner shoots her while he is in this big gun battle with a blond asian. So the Returner returns her back to his house for some ramen noodles which he loves. The girl tells him that she is from the future but she is not dressed like it. She came back to stop aliens from taking over the wolrd but there is no John Connor. The Returner returns her to a department store so she will look less unfuturistic, but he fails. She walks around putting bombs on everyone's necks, which the Returner can't return to her, and they go off to look for the blond asian. They show saome crazy Starship Trooper battles in the future and then the Returner and his new girlfriend almost kill the green ET. Have you ever seen a John Woo movie from Hong Kong? I have and so did the people in this film. One time I found a Woo DVD real cheap at a Gamestop and I bought it because I have one of those cards they sell. I fell asleep, but I imagine that they had more huge gun battles and some with aliens and Jesus came and healed the green ET and destroyed the bad aliens and gave the Returner an endless supply of ramen noodles because he likes them then Jesus put the blond asian on the TV and he cried because he was bad.